Hey there kids, it's me, Mr. Keevy Pasta, and before we get started on tonight's story,

I want to let you know a bit more about tonight's other Jordan Group.

Jordan Group is also on YouTube and does narrations of his own work, besides just the narrations

that you see here.

If you want to find Jordan Group Horror, take a look in the description down below.

I have a link over to his YouTube channel as well as that little eye in the top corner

there.

We'll also take you over to Jordan Group Horror, or you can just go over to youtube.com slash

at Jordan Group, or you could probably just search Jordan Group inside of your YouTube

search bar.

But wait, before you go into that, on with tonight's story.

The job of a Yosemite Park Ranger isn't what most people imagine.

I mean, a lot of people picture us as law enforcement type, you know, handing out tickets, enforcing

park rules.

But really, that's a very niche aspect of it.

Mostly we're just here to assist you in handing out maps, not speeding tickets, and giving

people directions to the best views to ideal camping locations.

We remind people about safety and weather conditions from day to day, but the main thing we do,

and this is more vital than people realize, is that we're just here in case anyone gets

lost or gets hurt.

We do have a lot of belligerent people who like to think the park is their personal playground

and whatever they want.

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