Some Assembly Required | 14

The Rewatcher: Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Wondery | Morbid Network

Comedy, Tv & Film, Morbid

4.7 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 2 January 2023

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

It’s science fair week at Sunnydale High, and everyone is bringing their A-game. Willow is working on winning first place (obviously), Cordelia is questioning whether a tomato is a fruit or a vegetable (it’s a fruit btw), and Chris Epp is building the “perfect girlfriend” made out of dead girls’ severed body parts. Only in Sunnydale! Chris’ science project / frankenstein girlfriend project is almost complete, but he’s convinced he needs Cordelia’s head as the final piece of his f’d up puzzle. So now Buffy and team have to save Cordelia (again), while also helping Giles with some much needed dating advice. To say they have their hands full this week is an understatement!

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0:00.0	Hey, prime members, you can listen to The Rewatcher, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, early and
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0:08.0	Download the app today.
0:14.4	Previously on The Rewatcher, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
0:18.0	Boy, is she a fucking asshole in this episode?
0:21.7	The hell mouse is where they all come out.
0:24.4	It only took me a season to figure that out.
0:29.0	And he says, sorry, I can't help myself, your nose looks so tasty.
0:32.6	It's not September yet, get the fuck out of here, get out of here, get out of here.
0:37.8	She looks spicy as fuck.
0:39.2	You are not all that in a bag of chips at the 90s.
0:42.6	You can be like, yeah, it bums me out that I died.
0:45.0	She may have what you Americans refer to as issues.
0:47.8	Child, you're her dad.
0:49.6	So are you gonna kill me or are we just gonna make small talk?
0:52.0	Ooh, I'm sorry, I hurt your feelings.
0:53.9	Should I have called you an undead American?
0:55.8	Yeah.
0:56.8	That's the worst part of being hung upside down by a vampire who wants to slit your throat.
1:00.8	The stains.
1:05.1	The freaking stains my guy.
1:07.6	I am just loving the Jenny action that we're getting.
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