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The Rewatcher: Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Wondery | Morbid Network

Comedy, Tv & Film, Morbid

4.7 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 9 January 2023

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

It’s finally happening. The moment Alaina and the entire Buffy the Vampire Slayer-loving universe has been waiting for: SPIKE. IS. HERE. That’s right — The bleached-blonde British baddie has sauntered into Sunnydale, and he’s not alone. He’s joined by Drusilla, who may currently seem feeble and harmless, but is as creepy as they come. This week, Buffy tries to survive her initial encounter with this dynamic duo, while Spike annihilates The Anointed One and fully cements himself as the new BIG BAD on the block.

Who is this vicious vamp who’s weakened Alaina’s knees since the 90s? What’s his history with Angel? And if he’s already killed two slayers, how can Buffy escape being his third? Get ready to sink your teeth into our most swoon-worthy episode yet, because now that Spike’s on the scene, Buffy, and this entire series, will never be the same again.

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0:00.0	Hey, prime members, you can listen to The Re-Watcher, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, early and
0:06.1	ad-free on Amazon Music.
0:08.1	Download the app today.
0:12.1	Previously on The Re-Watcher, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
0:20.3	Buffy the Vampire Slayer, what's happening?
0:22.4	She literally falls face-first into an open grave into a casket.
0:26.2	Jenny's the baddest bitch in the game.
0:28.6	In the Friday Night Lights is this.
0:30.9	Oh, Greybrowling, that's fun.
0:32.2	Don't get it, girl.
0:33.2	Sander gets hotter and hotter by the fucking episode.
0:36.2	I am obsessed with Giles.
0:38.0	He's practicing asking Jenny Calendar out on a date.
0:41.2	It is the cutest thing I've ever seen in my GD life.
0:45.3	They just roast him on like a regular basis.
0:48.1	And Giles is like, fuck you guys.
0:49.6	Well, I just want to pinch your little cheeks like that.
0:51.9	You do, I just wanted our family reunion.
0:53.8	The crusty, dusty beard.
0:56.6	That crusty, dusty skin for.
0:58.8	I swear, I punched my TV screen and I broke it.
1:02.1	And I look at him.
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