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Welcome to listeners to the Todd Glass Show.

Before we get going, here's some stuff you should know.

To tell if it's a bin or the truth from Todd if he

says potato salad or swear to God those expressions are comedic little darling if Todd means the truth he always says

to George Carlin and on the topic of bits let's erase any doubt Todd's almost always joking when he says

Added it out the intro goes long because Todd's so big-hearted other podcast

and before his gets started.

The intros are recorded on a phone, but don't worry.

The audio of the show is at a higher quality.

You know, the podcaster's Association voted the Time Glass

show at number one. So welcome to the show. Well, well, well.

Well, well.

See if you can tell what I'm doing by the ambient noise you hear in the background.

Two seconds. One, two. All right, time's up. What am I doing? I'm driving down the street driving down the street

driving down the street. Getting ready to do for I know I keep saying it but I am getting ready to do some

fireside chats with other comedians I just I was going to do it last week but one of the Lava mics I had was not working.

So I thought it would be cool to have Lava mics that way we're not, it's just more casual, you just

clip it on to your shirt. So one I have that's working, I ordered another one and that's

going to be fun. That's definitely going to happen. That'll probably be

before I even let people into the studio, but definitely going to start doing those

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