Solo Play with Chris Stanley

The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly

SiriusXM

Robert Kelly, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Jay Oakerson

4.8 • 3.5K Ratings

🗓️ 22 April 2025

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

The great Chris Stanley of "The Bennington Show" fills in for Robert Kelly who is on a comedy cruise. Why do people always fall off the boat and die on cruises? Where are the helicopters? Christine fact-checks if Jared Leto has a cult, island getaway for ladies. Christine ruins yet another bit by letting facts get in the way of funny. This time, she let's Jacob know that a fan is a woman and not a trans person like he believed. They analyze a news story of a woman accusing Usher of giving a lady herpies. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolfSubscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

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0:00.0	And now, the Bonfire with Big J. O'Crisen and Robert Kelly.
0:07.0	Boo-Doo-Doo-Doo-K-Doo-K-Doo.
0:10.0	The Alman Brothers, what's left of them?
0:13.0	The bones of the Alman Brothers are about to perform not 15 feet from here.
0:19.0	The people are lined up outside like crazy.
0:21.9	I have a nitrous tank that I'm selling balloons.
0:25.7	20 bucks a balloon, but you have to remember to blow back into the balloon to keep some of that nitrous.
0:30.6	I really, I took so much nitrous at the gathering of the jugglers this year and found that I was doing it wrong.
0:37.1	I was having a blast.
0:38.3	Nitrous or Galaxy Gas?
0:40.0	It's the same thing, but Galaxy Gas is the flavored one.
0:42.4	Oh, no, it was just nitrous.
0:44.1	Boom.
0:44.8	You're old.
0:46.1	Boomer.
0:47.0	Fucking boomer not hitting the Galaxy Gas.
0:49.3	I didn't know you're supposed to blow it back in and take it in and blow back in.
0:52.3	Oh, yeah. I just would just take it in and let it go like I'm doing helium.
0:55.8	No, you're wasting it, dude.
0:57.0	I'm wasting so much of it.
0:58.4	Oh, my God.
0:59.2	I would only get the wah-w-w-w-w's for like 10, 15 seconds.
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