So Paul, we're recording remotely today.

We are.

We were a part again.

We were together for two short episodes and now we're back.

We're back recording remotely.

Not because I'm doing something exotic.

Not because of any fun reason, but because I got food poisoning.

And it has been the grossest week of my entire life.

And I said, you stay home. You stay home. Yeah. Not in my house. Not in my house. You're not destroying my bathroom today. Thank you, miss. I just remodeled this. There's new grout. Truly, my heart goes out to you. I have been there, my friend. I have been there. A couple of takeaways from food poisoning.

Number one, it sucks. Number two. Not good. Do not recommend. I had never had food poisoning. I thought food poisoning was you throw up, you feel better, you're done. You're done having food poisoning. I didn't know. I didn't know, Paul. It's got legs. It's a week-long affair.

It's a parade that never fucking ends.

Second take away. I didn't know. I didn't know, Paul. It's got legs. It's a week-long affair. It's a parade that never fucking ends.

Second takeaway, Pediolite is fucking delicious.

Oh, I've never had Pediolite. I would very much like Pediolite to be one of our sponsors because I have been enjoying their delicious and healthy beverage this week, and I really enjoy it.

All right, Pediolite, if you're listening.

Number three, I lost six pounds in four days.

Oh, Jesus.

I told my mother that, and she goes, congratulations.

And I'm like, no, I think you missed the point of what I'm telling you, Mama.

I'm telling you I lost my spleen this of what I'm telling you, Mama. I'm telling you I lost my spleen this week.

I'm telling you, I evacuated six pounds from my body.

Your mother is like, are you not living that one stomach flew away from my goal weight lifestyle in New York City? Come on.

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