Soggy Biscuit is a White Dominated Sport | The Golden Age of Piracy (Part 2)

Fin vs History

Fin Taylor & Horatio Gould

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🗓️ 22 May 2025

⏱️ 49 minutes

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The ugliest King there’s ever been dies without an heir, ushering in a golden age of pirates - who leave behind them a legacy of peg-legs, buried treasure and soggy biscuit. The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened. For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/fintaylor?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome back to Finn versus History.
0:15.0	I'm here with Horatio Gould.
0:16.4	Who are consent?
0:17.5	What's consent?
0:18.9	Consent?
0:19.5	What?
0:19.9	What do you mean? What do you mean? do you mean no mean no who are means yes
0:24.6	who are means yes we're back talking about woke pirates woke pirates who there's any woke
0:29.8	pirates sort of like a social justice warrior flotilla floating around canceling people hashtag
0:35.8	hashtag me too me hearties yeah hashtag me hearties hashtag me hearters um floating around, canceling people. Hashtag Me Too, Me Hartis. Yeah. Hashtag Me Hartis. Hashtag Me Hartus. It's in there somewhere. It's in there somewhere. There's a terrible sketch in there somewhere. You work it out. You work it out. We're back talking about pirates, the golden age of piracy. Or as it should really be known, the golden age of mass rape. Aquatic rape.
0:55.0	Rape on sea.
0:56.2	Where's rape on sea?
0:58.1	They voted reform, I feel.
1:01.1	Rape on Sue, vote to perform.
1:02.8	I imagine they're in the local elections,
1:05.1	rape on sea.
1:06.9	And the local council of a rape on sea is reform.
1:27.9	Hey! I'm saying, I reckon Rape on C is in Lincolnshire. All the worst places are in Lincolnshire, I'd say. Rape on Cee, it's maybe it's an hour from Clacton. The people from Clacton are like, you think this is bad. You don't want to get a rape on sea.
1:30.6	And the thing is, Lincolnshire, I don't believe, is on the coast, is it? Yes, it is. Is it? Yep, I think so. In Lincolnshire, the number of live births. Now, I don't like that type. Live births is a horrible phrase, isn't it? Yeah, as opposed to dead births. Thank you. If I was just spelling that out, just absolutely clouting that back to back to the bowler.
1:46.6	Live birth has decreased since 2020. Thank you. Just spelling that out. Just absolutely clouting that back to the bowler.
1:46.6	Live birth has decreased since 2013.
1:49.7	Thank you, Charlie.
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