Soft Foods and Laxatives (S1E16)

The Greatest Generation

Uxbridge-Shimoda LLC

Comedy Podcast, Star Trek Enterprise, Aftershow, Star Trek, Star Trek Comedy Podcast, Star Trek The Next Generation, Tng, Tv & Film, Adam Pranica, Benjamin Ahr Harrison, Enterprise, Review, Comedy, Ds9, Tv Reviews, After Shows

4.9 • 4.3K Ratings

🗓️ 16 March 2016

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

Admiral Mark Jameson has one last job before he gets out of the Federation for good: negotiate the rescue of some hostages from his arch enemy. Jameson's just got one problem: he's weighed down by tons of silly putty that's been troweled onto his face. Fortunately, an alien de-aging drug has him getting younger (and sweatier) by the minute. Will the despotic Karnas believe that Jameson is who he claims to be? Can Picard and the crew ever trust Starfleet if their top brass is made of melting strawberry yogurt? And what's it like to go a little too hard with pills at a hipster dance party? We answer these questions, plus Adam tells a shameful story about the time he invested in Star Trek trading cards.

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0:00.0	Have you ever been to a Greatest Gen live show?
0:04.4	Look, I know what you're thinking.
0:06.2	Why would I see a live podcast, let alone a live Star Trek podcast?
0:11.2	Let me tell you, a live Greatest Gen show is a great time.
0:15.1	Ben and I put in a ton of effort into these things to make them worth leaving the house
0:18.7	for, friends at Jisoto make them into whole events with dinners and after parties too,
0:23.4	and now it's your chance to meet me and Ben on our upcoming Share Your Embarrassment
0:27.6	tour in the fall.
0:29.6	16 cities this year, want to know what we're going?
0:32.6	GreatestGenTour.com has all the info.
0:35.5	That's GreatestGenTour.com for dates and ticket info for the Share Your Embarrassment
0:40.6	tour.
0:41.6	Welcome to the Greatest Generation, a Star Trek
0:59.6	podcast by two guys who are a bit embarrassed to have a Star Trek podcast.
1:02.7	I'm Ben Harrison.
1:04.1	I'm Adam Pranaka.
1:06.4	And we're still doing this episode 15.
1:11.4	This is sort of the second beginning of the second half of season one and it seems like
1:15.6	episodes may be getting slightly better.
1:17.6	I don't know, what do you think?
1:19.4	I mean, I'm not talking about us, I'm talking about Star Trek the next generation.
1:22.8	Did you hear that really long sigh?
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