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And with me today is always, or as always, always, always the tiny but mighty, Stephanie.

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Speaking of acts of autoeroticism, self-stimulation, or as the British call it hand relief.

Oh.

Have you heard about that?

I mean, I'm sure you have.

It's been all over social media media and whatnot the uh the british

walrus that was like i did not hear about it so there's just like british walrus that has been like

like an actual walrus yeah like in a zoo no he's like wild oh okay but he would just there were i guess

there was this rock like uh near like a harbor or something like that in Scarborough. I believe that's where it was. And there's this walrus that would sit on a rock and he would just jerk it like all day. And he would, he would, he using like his flipper. Oh. But like I don't know if you've ever like Google. I don't want to see a Google what a fucking walrus dick looks like.

It looks like a caveman club or like a woolly mammoth tooth. Oh. They're fucking huge. And they actually have like a bone in it. You know everybody's like I got a boner, but like humans don't really have a bone in their dick. Yeah, a lot of animals do. It's called an ass penis. An ass penis. Uh-huh. Well, you should fucking see how big a warruses is.

So then it led me to like the bigger question like animals that masturbate.

So I, so I wanted those like interest. I was like, there's got to be like all, I mean. Oh, I think a lot of animals masturbate. I would assume like, you know, all animals masturbate at some point, in some way, you know, at least mammals. um so i was looking up this list of, I mean, it's not all of them, obviously, but it's some, some fun ones. Hedgehogs are known to perform insane self-falatio. Wait, self-filatio. Yeah, where they just like, they curl up in a ball and they're just like gumgy, gumgy, gungian. Oh my God. Well, they are very flexible. They're own little hans.

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