Hello everybody. Welcome in all up, Ennis. Good morning. Now, first things first, I woke up this

morning and the way my porch is set up at my house, it's a small little porch. I'm talking like,

you make one false step and you fall off of it. Like you walk up a couple of stairs and then like you're talking three feet across maybe, maybe a little bit more four feet across. It is not a very wide porch. And it's also high. So if you have a misstep, you could fall off and like bust your ass and break your ankle or something. So it's kind of a setup like that just to kind of give you an idea. And it's got a, if you want to call it a screen door, you can call it a screen door, but you know, you know, you open up the main door and then, oh, there's another door, you know, like a plate, like a little glass door. So this morning, I open up the main door and I look out, and again, this is a small porch we're talking about here.

And there is a trash panda, a nasty ass raccoon just standing on my porch.

I'm like, holy shit, what is this little asshole doing here?

I'm like, shit, I got to try to shoe him off.

Then another son of a bitch shows up.

His buddy, his running mate, his partner in trash pandane shows up.

And there's two raccoons, big fat motherfuckers on the porch.

I mean, they basically take up the whole porch.

And I'm trying to get them to go away.

So I'm like, you know, banging on the glass. And all that does is kind of like pisses them off and they both stand up on their

back legs and put their front legs on the glass door and just start staring at me like

Michael fucking Myers. I'm like get the fuck lost. Why are you here? This is not where you belong. So I keep like kind of banging on the door and jillies in the other room. She's like, what the fuck are you doing? I'm trying to sleep here. I'm like, there's two goddamn trash pandas on the porch and she's like, oh my God. I'm like, it doesn't concern you. Go back to sleep. You're not going to help at all anyway. Eventually, the two of them just kind of scurried off. And I'm like, shit, I guess I got to make a run for it. So I hurried up and made a run for it. I hear them over in the neighbor's yard in the garbage cans just rummaging through shit. Little monsters, little nasty sons of bitches.

Get off my lawn.

Anyway, uh, let's, uh, let's talk about some stuff after these words.

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