What's up everybody, welcome to another episode of Long Day.

I am Yani and over here sitting to my left, your right is thunder, Dan soar.

Maybe cooler if Dan Marley was here. Yeah, if it was a pan over and it was Dan Marley and you put

your leg over so I felt like I had to match it. He just looked like the schmuck sitting there.

We look like a guy and a girl sitting having a date. Yeah, I sit like a girl, you're sitting like a guy.

This just gives away that my dick is malleable enough that I can squash it.

You got play-doh dick. You can move it around. Yeah, that's a small. This is a dad trying.

Yeah, that just means you got junk in the trunk. I can't smush my boys. Yeah, but I do something.

Oh, yeah. Can you get there? Yeah, when I'm feeling like this feels like I'm talking about the

art, the craft of comedy. Yeah, well, this feels like I'm telling you about my kid that might not

make it into high school without repeating eighth grade. I go, while his mother's dumb, so

we figured out this was going to happen eventually in grade six through eight.

And there's always a couple of things you can tell about people sitting like that.

The person who sits like this often will shake their foot. I feel like they're lying when they

shake their foot. Yeah, my- And I think like you said, with somebody does this- Pretentious.

Pretentious. Yeah, that activates the pretentious part of your brain. My mom's boyfriend that I hated

would sit like this and he'd flip his footflop, slap it against his foot. So to me, that's the

sign of a real piece of shit. When you said that I could almost hear the flop hitting his foot,

yeah. And what's cool is I knew my mom and him were starting to break up when she would snap

on that. I'd be like, yes. So would that start to annoy her? Yeah, she'd be like,

yo, could you not? Yeah. And he'd be like, what? And then I'd be like, I do sit there, I'd be like,

we're headed there. We're headed there. Get him out. Get him. Lock him up. Lock him up.

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