Christmas, House fires, dead kids. What more could you want? I'm Mike. I'm Ian.

And I'm Dave. If you're a fan of Unsolved Mysteries, stick around. Because this story is so strange,

it necessitated the return of Mafia Mike for his incredible insight. Oh! This is Necronomopod.

That's tomorrow. And that is it for us today. Okay, I don't know what. Whatever it is, it's not

right on the teleprompter. I don't know what that is. I've never seen that. No, there is. We are

going to do sting, yeah. Okay, but now I can't read it. There's no, there's no words on it. Okay.

I mean, sure. There's no words there to play us out. What does that mean to play us out?

It's, it's sting is going to do. It's a video. Sting video. What is for credit? I don't know what that

means to play us out. What does that mean? Okay, in the show? Yeah. Yeah. All right, go, go. Ian,

five, four, three. That's tomorrow. And that is a, again, five, four, three. That's tomorrow. And

that is it for us today. And we will leave you with a, I can't do it. We'll do it live. Okay.

We'll do it live. Fuck it. Do it live. I can go and write it and we'll do it live.

Fucking things sucks. Ian, five, four, three. That's tomorrow. And that is it for us today. I'm

Bill O'Reilly. Thanks again for watching. We'll leave you with sting and a cutoff is new album. Take

it away. And that is it for us tonight. When you don't have an intro, you go back to what works,

right? Bill O'Reilly always works. Whether it's a falafel or a lupha or do it live.

That's one of the dumbest things that has ever happened in human history.

What did he say? He wanted to watch that girl wash herself with a falafel.

A falafel, a falafel. Give him an imbecile. Look, I like falafels as much as the next guy.

I don't think I have a kink for him. Not shaming, but still.

All right. Well, welcome to a new episode. You can tell things are off the rail a little bit already.

Ian's over here eating beaver knots. Nuggets. Nuggets. Oh, excuse me. Sorry. I'm going to give

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