Hey, welcome to suicide buddies. Before we get started with this episode, just want to say real quick, we joke around about suicide a lot on this show.

And the reason we do that is because we're comfortable with it because we've thought about it a lot, not because it's something that we actually take lightly.

We want you to take care of yourselves and stay with us here on Earth. So if you are feeling depressed and contemplating suicide or close to suicide, please, please, call 1-800-273 talk.

They're amazing.

They will talk you through it.

Seven days a week, 24 hours a day, they're there.

Please, you have other options.

You are loved, I promise you.

Now, on with the show. I'm fun.

You know just what to do when I look at you and I don't want to go We suck me on the phone

And won't leave me alone

But I don't want to go We suck. That's our brand is sucking.

Oh, man, Dave's eating an orange like a Greek emperor.

It's a cutie, man.

It's no big deal.

Cudies are no big deal, man. It's no big fucking deal.

MBD, man.

Alien cat with an alien head.

No.

Don't make fun of my cat, please.

Don't make fun of your cat.

No, I'm anti-bullying.

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