And we are ready. And we are ready. We are back. We are here in our brand new episode of The Bald and the Beautiful.

That's right, Trixie. I couldn't agree with you more. And today we have somebody who is both bald and beautiful.

Yeah, she's a living legend and a Renaissance person. And the inventor of most things that you're probably familiar with at home.

Computers. The wheel. Yeah. Most cutlery. Many languages.

Honestly, one of the most respected drag queens on the planet who all of us aspire to be like, it's Jackie Beatt.

Jackie Beatt. Hi, you guys. It's me coming to you live through modern technology. I have to say we don't even have to get near each other. I love it.

You're not used to the remoteness of it. I see you on the Instagrams all the time. I did your show. I did your show to a head of blast.

Yeah, I'm not very sick of a tech savvy as they say.

I thought you were going to say I'm not very sexy. Oh, I'm terribly sexy. I'm horribly turned on.

My look is fuckable clown. That's what I call it. Yeah. My look is unfuckable clown. No, she's playing hard to get.

You were playing hard to get. Yeah. So where should we start? You're illustrious drag career. I want to start with the facelift.

Let me just say, yeah, you guys start where you want to start. Do your fucking job. I have to ask one question. Where are you physically right now?

We're in my house. This is my living room. Okay. What is that artwork behind you? Jackie, I don't get into it with me.

She said, is the first thing she's going to do is make fun of this painting. I said, the first thing she's going to do is make fun of me.

Oh, I didn't realize it was you. Do you remember when we went out to dinner and my background on my phone was myself?

And you were like, are you kidding me right now? And then I took out my retainer and put on the table. And you were like, where are you from?

Oh, wait a minute. Where was that? We were some weird place. We were in Australia. I remember it was yesterday because Sherry was telling us tales from the road as it were on Craigslist.

Yeah, it was weird and Bob the drag queen was there. Yes. Bob the dragon was there. We were on like a...

It was just gig. It was like a comedy queen's tour in Australia. Yes.

Wait a minute. I was in Australia with you, Katia also. You were not. I don't believe that. That's what I meant.

Yes, you were weren't you? No. No. We've been to it. We had many good times and many good places, but Australia is not.

Oh, Amsterdam. Yeah, Amsterdam. They both start with an A and you were fucked up.

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