Bulls are bears. Who's going to win the latest war in the battle for Bitcoin?

If you're a bear, you don't want to end up getting the horns. And if you're a bull,

those claws can sure be mighty. Coinbase is positioning for their NASDAQ listing,

and Bitcoin is now worth more than Visa and MasterCard combined. Once again,

the ugly side of crypto shows its face as criminals have taken more than five million dollars

in social money from platform roll. Sound familiar? It should, because it rhymes with Joel,

but it's also where our hero token lives. Ah, and now we've got less of it.

From Ukraine to the United States, we may be miles apart, but our hearts and our voices are

entwined with nothing but love for the Republic of Bad Cryptopia. We're hope you're feeling it.

As we welcome you to our bad news episode, number 496, of the Bad Crypto podcast.

Five, four, three, two, one, two, three, two, two, one. Who's bad?

As we said, from Ukraine to the United States in particular,

sunny Florida. This is the Bad Crypto podcast, the show for the crypto curious and the crypto

serious. I in Florida and Joel come and I not in Florida. I am other place in world, not Florida.

Maybe some place that sound like membrane. I am in the Ukraine. The Ukraine.

So I am relocated at least temporarily. This is a hop on the way elsewhere, but I'll be here in

Florida on the Gulf Coast for the next three to four weeks, depending how things work out.

I'm looking at palm trees and I have escaped the Denver snow. You know, we have this massive

blizzard that wasn't massive. It is a pretty significant blizzard. The most snow we've had really

this winter so far. And I had to postpone my flight because of that. And it was kind of like

Denver was saying, I don't let the door hitch on the way out there, buddy. Florida, huh? All right,

beat it. That is sort of like Ukraine except much different in Ukraine. It's very cold and

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