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FFS! My Dad Is Martin Kemp

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4.9 • 1000 Ratings

🗓️ 19 February 2025

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Trigger Warning: Please note this episode references suicide.

It's the one you've all being asking for - let's get Roman & Martin's thoughts on social media!

In this no-holds-barred episode, we hear the worst comments Roman has received from trolls, touch on Martin's favourite apps (they'll shock you!) and dwell on what the future of social media holds ... It's not one to miss!

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0:00.0	Sponsoring this series of FFS, my dad is Martin Kemp, is Norwegian Cruise Line or NCL for short.
0:07.0	Yeah, now listen, Roe, because I know a thing or two about ships.
0:10.0	Oh, here we go.
0:11.0	Norwegian Cruise Line has been a trailblazer in shaping the Caribbean cruise experience as we know it today.
0:17.0	As the first cruise lines to offer weekly departures from the Caribbean.
0:20.0	NCL revolutionized the industry, right?
0:22.3	Making this stunning region more accessible to travellers worldwide.
0:26.6	From pioneering the concept of exclusive private islands with great Stuart K
0:30.9	to developing new ports across the Caribbean.
0:34.1	NCL's legacy and expertise have solidified its position as a leader in Caribbean
0:39.4	cruising. I mean, wow. Where have you pulled that from? I mean, look, okay, fine, you know
0:44.9	a thing or two about ships, I'll take that. Now, one thing, though, that really stood out to me,
0:49.6	did you say private island? Yeah, I did, row. NCL was also the first cruise line to pioneer the concept of an
0:56.4	exclusive private island with Great Sterep K. So you get to actually go to a private island? That's
1:02.6	insane. With NCL's new package, you can now get even more out of your cruise holiday. Norwegian
1:08.0	Cruise Line offers more with its brand new, more at sea package. More to
1:12.5	see, more to do, more to enjoy. So how come you were late today? I couldn't get in. I couldn't
1:23.2	find a car park space. I was here. Why did you drive? Why did you drive? Or when you get a cab? drive? Well, because I came down from Hartfordshire and I forget a cab there and back.
1:32.2	It's like 200 quid.
1:33.4	What car did you drive?
1:35.4	Porsche.
1:36.0	Yeah?
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