I'm prison Mike. In prison you are somebody's bitch.

What's the very very worst thing about prison?

The thing about prison was the... was the Dementos.

So that's the closest I've ever been to prison or jail.

But today we're going to be reacting to a Jubilee video where we try to guess who has served the most jail slash prison time.

Let's get into it.

Young Apollo with the BAM!

Alright guys welcome to Onapologetic. I lied. That's not actually the closest I've gotten to prison or jail.

Not that I've ever been arrested or anything like that.

But I work with police officers here in Los Angeles or have worked with police officers here in Los Angeles.

Although I've never been to their jail.

So this is a subject matter that is really outside of my scope of expertise.

When I was on the left working for that left-leaning organization we talked a lot about prison reform

and did a few talks here and there where we spoke to people who had been in jail and had had very negative experiences.

But that's the extent of my really political knowledge when it comes to the prison system prison policy.

Although I imagine we're going to get into these ideas throughout this video.

The video is titled Who has served the most time?

Xcons rank themselves. Normally we do Jubilee middle grounds but this one's a little bit different.

So we're starting off the video by saying the group is going to start off by assessing appearances.

They aren't allowed to mention their convictions until the final reveal.

So all these people are going to try to guess who has served the most time.

She's like a baby.

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