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Tyrus & The Wise Men

Social Distancing Time Machine

Tyrus & The Wise Men

FOX News Podcasts

News, Comedy, News Commentary, Society & Culture

41.8K Ratings

🗓️ 13 March 2020

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

This week Tyrus and Kat are practicing social distancing because of the Coronavirus, and are in different locations. They revisit some of their favorite moments from happier times. They go to their reporter, live from a crab leg buffet brawl. Kat wonders about the difficulty of playing naked basketball. And Tyrus says he’s “upset but not outraged” about a defecating delivery guy. *Hot Take* Tyrus wants to make asparagus the “nuff said” vegetable emoji Follow Tyrus on Twitter: @PlanetTyrus Follow Kat Timpf on Twitter: @KatTimpf Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:16.6

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0:22.3

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0:24.4

For chicken worth dipping, it better be bird's eye. What it is is? This is Pirate and my co-captain the Timth.

0:39.0

Hi, miss you.

0:42.0

And my special guest who's helping me do this today Georgie Jane Murdoch say hello?

0:50.0

Wow. Hey!

0:53.0

So, all right, cat, well, obviously, you are in New York.

0:56.0

How are you holding up?

0:57.0

Yeah, I mean, I'm holding up, but it is, you know, it's crazy.

1:01.0

I tried to get normal groceries yesterday. No can do. There's no food

1:06.8

So, you know, I got some frozen pizzas in the freezer a couple of those hopefully that'll be enough

1:15.0

well out here in Louisiana my wife is a planner so we are locked up like 4 knots right baby.

1:25.0

Georgie we got everything.

1:30.0

All right well as you know I couldn't fly because I can't risk coming home to my

1:37.8

children. So I am locked down here, but I'm glad that you and can't is your did your family go back to Detroit. Yeah, they're all in Michigan. So I was supposed to go to Chicago this weekend no can do that so

1:51.4

Yeah, but make sure make sure you don't be a workaholic and take your home first

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