Social Chain Gang ft. Luke Bailey, Eleanor Penny

TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.6 • 851 Ratings

🗓️ 30 April 2018

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

Don't disable ad blockers for this one - it's all about the business mindset assholes behind Social Chain, the company that is responsible for the mindless hashtags and campaigns you see for increasingly pointless products. Luke Bailey (@imbadatlife) of the I-Paper comes through with original reporting on this weird company. Eleanor Penny (@eleanorkpenny) and Suze (@suzemarsupial) round out the cast for this first of two episodes from last week's session (both sections ran long so we're splittin' em). Riley (@raaleh) is also there. I recieved a letter in cut out magazine lettering that Hussein is safe and well, and for a bounty of two crypto kitties he will be returned to the show. In fact... I think I hear his music somewhere off in the distance. Getting louder.

Transcript

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0:00.0	It's like that drill tweet of I've never laughed at a pissed joke in my life.
0:03.9	See how much good feedback everyone is giving me and takes it one step further.
0:08.7	In fact, I've never laughed at all.
0:11.0	I refuse to participate in a podcast where you just repeat drill tweets of a bit of it from memory.
0:16.5	I thought that was going to be shorter.
0:20.6	You thought a drill tweet was going to be shorter than about two sentences.
0:25.0	Yes.
0:26.4	Riley is one of the most respected scholars of the internet because he actually knows all of
0:31.1	drills tweets.
0:31.6	It's like how when you go for a bar mitzvah, you have to memorize a Torah portion.
0:35.5	It's not like that in any conceivable way.
0:38.5	It's a lot like that.
0:40.1	Also, that hasn't been a good drill tweet for like 18 months.
0:42.6	You keep like reassuring me that you actually have a job, but it's like...
0:46.3	Name one.
0:47.0	I have a job. She's in Canada.
0:49.6	You probably don't know her.
0:51.4	My job goes to do all day.
0:53.8	She goes to a different school.
0:55.3	I'm not a liberty to talk about that.
0:57.1	We're actually good drill tweets every day.
0:59.0	They're just not necessarily done by drills.
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