This is The Guardian.

Ah, tonight Charlie Bigum's cooking dinner.

Picture the scene.

The table is set, lights are dimmed, music is playing in the distance.

Wine is being poured and the aroma of Thai red chicken curry

What's from your kitchen? Oh and the best bit? No reservation is required.

Sounds great. What time should I come over?

You don't actually need to come round Charlie.

Oh. Charlie Bigum's obsession is my secret ingredient.

Hi pod fans Max here Barry's here too. Hello.

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I know it should be a secret but what would you get me if it was a secret center?

Well I think I'd kill two birds with one stone Max. I'd buy you a copy of

inverting the pyramid. I'll wrap that up and give it to you by inverting the pyramid by

our friend John Wilson. Then I would keep the receipt and I would put that in a card

and it would send it to him. And I suspect he would get more joy out of the fact

that he's going to make a couple of pounds out of me than you would from having

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