Sob Stories for Twenty One Pilots

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8 • 670 Ratings

🗓️ 17 October 2025

⏱️ 12 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0	Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you, so let's get into it.
0:04.6	No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend.
0:24.0	And it's convenient... Skip the drive and fly hassle-free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend.
0:24.0	And it's convenient. You got low-cost parking five bucks a day.
0:27.4	And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show.
0:31.0	K-Rock Klein Alley Show, now is your moment to shine.
0:35.3	It is the time to give away the 21 pilots tickets, private show at the
0:39.5	bellwether next Wednesday. And this is for the meet and greet. This is the big one. This is the
0:44.8	one that everyone's been desperate for. This is the reason we've been getting DMs constantly from
0:49.9	people saying, oh my God, I just found out I'm terminal and this is the last show I want to go to.
0:54.7	And oh, this is my make a wish. If I could have one thing, I have 17-21 pilots tattoos. I love them more than any other band. Now is your chance to tell us your story. We are here to hear your sob stories and we will start on the phones. Phones, of course, very full right now for these tickets. A lot of stories, a lot of sob all over the place.
1:13.1	And we'll start with Ariana. phones, of course, very full right now for these tickets. A lot of stories, a lot of sob all over the place.
1:13.0	And we'll start with Ariana.
1:14.8	Hi, Ariana.
1:15.7	Tell us your story.
1:17.6	Hi, guys.
1:19.4	Okay, so suppress me and my boyfriend.
1:23.3	We're together for five years.
1:25.3	We dated since COVID, like before COVID happened.
1:30.4	He was like basically saved my life because he's the one who helped take me to the
1:36.5	psych ward and everything when I was like really low.
1:39.2	And then this May like two weeks before my birthday, I got a DM at like 11 a.m.
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