So Your Friend Has A Bad, Smelly Haircut (@lisalampanelli)
The JTrain Podcast
Jared Freid
4.8 • 4.8K Ratings
🗓️ 13 December 2021
⏱️ 81 minutes
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Summary
Lisa Lampanelli joins Jared on this week's Monday episode of The JTrain Podcast, to read your emails and answer questions about how to tell their friend that their haircut is bad, telling your boyfriend that you used to be a side chick, getting gaslit by a guy after they gave you an STD, reaching out to the older brother of your prom date years later, plus all new deal reveals. Check it out, and enjoy
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | How low and welcome to the J Train! |
| 0:29.7 | podcast. This is J Train Chairfree. Come here live from the West Village of Manhattan. |
| 0:33.9 | We're here every Monday with your emails, your stories, your questions. I say it every |
| 0:37.0 | episode. Let me say it again. Thank you. Thank you for being a listener. Thank you for |
| 0:40.0 | telling a friend. That's how it all works. It is holiday season. So what do you do? What |
| 0:45.7 | do you give a friend? Here's a free gift. Text them the link to this podcast episode. |
| 0:51.8 | Why not? Make it your Instagram story. Maybe you'll give a gift to someone that you |
| 0:56.5 | barely even know. Maybe someone who lurks on your stories because they think you're hot |
| 1:01.4 | and they're attracted to you, but they're too afraid to say anything because they have |
| 1:03.6 | a girlfriend at home. They're looking at you going, well, I just like looking at their |
| 1:07.4 | pictures. Then all of a sudden you give them a podcast. Wow. Wow. Look at the favor you |
| 1:12.3 | did for that lurker creep. Maybe they'll be spending more time listening to the podcast |
| 1:17.2 | than looking at you. And now we've all won. Isn't that great? And also make it, you know, |
| 1:22.8 | let's send it to the group chat people. And if you're, if you're enjoying the show a lot, |
| 1:28.4 | I do a Patreon three extra podcasts a week for five bucks a month Wednesday's luxury |
| 1:34.0 | lounge Friday, one more email, sat Sunday coffee with J train, all different. And if you |
| 1:39.7 | know this show and you love this show, you're going to love those shows too. Patreon.com |
| 1:44.1 | slash Jared Fried also live shows. I want to get these out of the way live shows. I'm |
| 1:48.1 | coming to your sitay. So people, I am coming Phoenix Long Beach, St. Louis, Fort Lauderdale, |
| 1:55.1 | Cincinnati, West Nyak Philly, Sacramento, Hartford, San Francisco, Pittsburgh, Omaha, Jared |
| 2:00.4 | Fried.com, Jared Fried.com, Jared Fried.com. If you heard the city that you know, go to |
| 2:04.5 | the website, if you heard a city that you know a friend and you're like, Hey, you got to |
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