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Lovett or Leave It

Crooked Media

Comedy, News

4.7 • 25.1K Ratings

🗓️ 9 November 2024

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

This week, Lovett or Leave It takes a big sip of coffee and reads who won the 2024 presidential election. Donald Trump takes the White House, Republicans take the Senate, and RFK Jr. takes the fluoride out of our water the first moment he can. Lovett opens the floor to questions from his audience like, “What the hell?” and “Are you kidding me?" and we cycle through the five stages of being an American, before taking our listeners on a much needed joyride. Tour dates & cities: crooked.com/events

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0:00.0	What if I don't want to leave it. Welcome to Leave it. Welcome to Love it or Leave it. I know it's my job. I know it's my job to Love and or Leave it.
0:25.6	I know it's my job to sit up here and make jokes, but I also know that everyone here and everyone listening at home only has one thing on their mind right now.
0:28.7	So I just want to say that I'm also terrified at the idea of living through another
0:32.4	Star Wars trilogy.
0:37.2	I didn't see it coming. I was caught off guard by watching it roll over my phone and I'm as
0:43.4	worried about it as the rest of us put Oscar Isaac's dreamy eyes and some sleepy indie.
0:53.0	Anyway, tonight on the show
0:56.3	I'm going to pour what's left in my heart out here
0:59.1	and talk to as many of you as I can
1:01.9	And then we're going to end the show as we always do
1:03.6	Because no matter what's going on in this country,
1:05.6	rain or shine, democracy or fascism, we will always have a wheel
1:08.6	And isn't that what
1:10.3	And really isn't that the American dream?
1:15.7	But first, let's get into it.
1:18.6	What a week.
1:21.1	Tuesday was Election Day.
1:23.2	Maybe the last one.
1:25.5	Get those I voted stickers laminated.
1:27.6	They'll be worth a lot of crypto trumps one day.
1:32.7	What did you think the show was going to be about?
1:36.2	As results rolled in, pundits and pollsters combed through the data and crunched the numbers,
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