This is a download from LBC, Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

Morning everybody, welcome along. It's Monday. It's the 21st of May, and we've had the wedding.

But it goes on because there are pages and pages and pages and pages inside the newspapers today.

Also, questions asked, why were the Beckham's invited? Who actually

let in convicted drink driver, Chloe Madele? You know, I mean, really an embarrassment. You know,

weigh your underwear next time the papers were saying. George Clooney apparently danced with

Megan Markle and Catherine at the Royal Wedding reception, but was snubbed by Fergie.

Well, that was a bit strange, because we didn't think she was invited. She was invited to the service,

but she wasn't invited to anything that you know what she's like. And so she was left,

so my next story is that she was left off the guest list. Well, how was she snubbing George Clooney? I mean, who is she? Who is she?

She's nobody. She's an ex-member of the royal family. She's an embarrassment. She's got two

embarrassing daughters and a husband whose friends need very careful examining. And she said she

wasn't upset at being left off the guest list. Of course she was. Of course she was. One minute

she was there.

Mind you, you heard the story I told you about apparently David Beckham, St David.

Yes, St. David of Herefordshire, Hertfordshire, Hampshire, where hurricanes hardly ever happen.

He apparently shook hands with a policeman there because you know Dave.

Hello, David Beckham. And he'll shake hands with anybody,

and they say, that, that was, that was an indicator to all policemen around the country.

What? That was just David Beckham doing publicity. What you're on about? That's what you're

done, all right, mate? David Beckham, and they'll go, oh, I shook hands with David Beckham,

you know. Serena Williams wore trainers with her floral gown to the Royal Wickelers.

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