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Eating For Free

So there's this pregnant AI...

Eating For Free

Joan Summers and Matthew Lawson

Society & Culture

4.8534 Ratings

🗓️ 30 October 2025

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

In which we talk Dr. Phil bankrupcty, MRI spon-con, evil billioniaires, Jennifer Lawrence using ChatGPT, and Albanian's 'pregnant' AI minister.

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About Eating For Free:

Hosted by journalists Joan Summers and Matthew Lawson, Eating For Free is a weekly podcast that explores gossip and power in the pop culture landscape: Where it comes from, who wields it, and who suffers at the hands of it. Find out the stories behind the stories, as together they look beyond the headlines of troublesome YouTubers or scandal-ridden A-Listers, and delve deep into the inner workings of Hollywood's favorite pastime. The truth, they've found, is definitely stranger than any gossip.

You can also find us on our website, Twitter, and Instagram. Any personal, business, or general inquires can be sent to eatingforfreepodcast@gmail.com 

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0:00.0

Thank you.

0:01.0

I'm I'm I'm

0:21.6

I'm

0:22.6

I'm

0:23.6

I'm I need a prayer circle.

0:49.1

I need a prayer circle for the doll.

0:51.3

I need everyone to join hands together psychically.

0:55.7

Everyone, just close your eyes. I don't care if you're on the road. Close your everyone to join hands together psychically. Everyone, just close your eyes.

1:00.1

I don't care if you're on the road. Close your eyes. I'm grabbing a candle. There is someone crossing the street. You could hit them, okay? Because we're closing our eyes right now. We're joining together

1:04.4

in a prayer circle. Everybody, just remember, we're praying to God because god is real if you're on the bus grab

1:13.8

the person's hand next to you if you're on the subway grab the arm of the person next to you if you're

1:18.5

on the couch with your boyfriend grab his dick okay yeah you're in bed with your your lovely spouse

1:24.7

um just lay on top of them and lay on top of them and... Lay on top of them and join hands.

1:30.3

Dear God or goddess, or gods, or goddesses, or gods and goddesses,

1:35.8

we come to you today as disciples, as worshippers, as prayer warriors,

1:42.9

as warriors of truth and justice and reconciliation in this

1:46.2

universe as agents of positivity and change. We are gathered here today to please ask that the

1:52.8

Pink Pantherist show at Massey Hall in Toronto tonight is not plagued with technical difficulties,

2:00.1

contrivances, malfunctions, hocus, pocus, spooky,

2:05.9

oaky, kooky, nonsense. We pray that Gen Z stays in their seats. We pray that the teenagers

2:12.5

and Gen Alpha participants do not treat it like an open-air TikTok Thunderdome.

2:19.1

We pray that the Snapchat lives stay in the pocket.

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