So-So Girls Are No-No Girls!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 26 April 2023

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Frankie B...he's the king of 'dating site apps' and the king of relationships, even when he's not in one! He returns to TCB with a misogynistic list of things women sould and should not do on dating apps, and not a shred of it makes sense. Release the Kraken! Krissy is a Below Deck girl Andy Cohen: made in a petri dish for Bravo TCB SuperYacht Frankie B wants to help us optimize our dating apps Whats below you? Not getting laid… "Dating site apps" Frankie hates ponytails! ROLL BACK THE TAPES Garfish? Strong Thumb Frankie No sunflowers and no pets! No pictures with people hotter than you! Frankie B, ladies and gentlemen,…a chauvinist LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Speak to TCB LIVE by calling 775.TCB.LIVE (1.775.822.5483) Tuesday-Thursday 12pm-5pm EST Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Crypto doesn't sleep, so neither do we.
0:04.0	Crack-in client support is available 24-7, 365 days a year by call, chat, or email.
0:11.0	We're here for you whenever you need us.
0:14.0	Give us a shout at crackin.com forward slash support proof, not investment advice.
0:19.0	Crypto trading involves risk of loss.
0:22.0	Here the dumbest bitch and with the biggest heart, I love, love, love that.
0:29.0	On this episode of the commercial break.
0:36.0	Look at my dumps, look how fast it goes.
0:45.0	Look at my dumps, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
0:48.0	And then sometimes I'm like this.
0:49.0	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:51.0	And I'm saying, look how fast my wrist is.
0:53.0	You see that?
0:54.0	That's because I wake up early, 3.45 every morning, and I go knock one out real quick.
0:58.0	See my thumb?
0:59.0	See my thumb?
1:00.0	Here's my fist.
1:01.0	Here's my fist.
1:02.0	I'm meeting with a tick.
1:04.0	The next episode of the commercial break starts now.
1:09.0	Is it exciting?
1:10.0	Ah, yeah, cats, I can't.
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