So Passive-Aggressive

Roy's Job Fair

Comedy Central

Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 816 Ratings

🗓️ 6 October 2021

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

What's the best way to not sound passive-aggressive in emails? The team debates. "SCAM OF THE WEEK," which retail outlet accepts returns on underwear…even if the ones with skid marks? WORST & FIRST: A woman is laid-off on 'Employee Appreciation Day' and tells all! JOB FAIR: How do you present your best self on camera and possibly hook any audience? An Executive Video Coach shares tips on using the tools already in front of you not just to have a job but to turn on the charm. The team remembers the Mothers of Modern Gynecology and celebrate a newly erected monument that honors their courage. @Rod4Short somehow connects rap music, soccer, and dogs that bite you in the balls!

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0:00.0	John Stewart here.
0:00.9	Unbelievable exciting news.
0:02.2	My new podcast, The Weekly Show.
0:04.5	We're going to be talking about the election, economics, ingredient to bread ratio, on sandwiches.
0:11.3	Listen to the weekly show with John Stewart, wherever you get your podcast.
0:15.9	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:19.1	This is an interesting one, Ralph.
0:22.4	Huh.
0:24.2	Now hiring.
0:28.0	The Golden State Warriors could potentially be looking for another small forward
0:34.1	because Andrew Wiggins is not fully vaccinated.
0:38.8	He was resistant to getting the vaccine, but now he's realizing that he won't be able to play in most of the NBA games
0:43.6	if he's not fully vaccinated. But once he realized that he might not get paid for half of the
0:50.3	season, and that could cost him, you know, around $15 to $17 million of his
0:55.4	$30 plus million that's guaranteed this year.
0:58.8	He went and got that first motherfucker fucking vaccine shot with the second one coming up
1:03.2	around the corner.
1:06.0	Per the local ordinances in the city of San Francisco, you must be vaccinated at all large indoor
1:14.7	events.
1:16.1	This means Wiggins cannot play in 41 of the 82.
1:22.6	Really, it's more than 40 if you count Knicks and Nets.
1:25.0	I'm going to say, yeah, that's a lot of, that's a two women.
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