So Nearly A Eurovision Hit
The Europeans | European news, politics and culture
Katy Lee and Dominic Kraemer
4.8 • 162 Ratings
🗓️ 2 March 2023
⏱️ 43 minutes
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Summary
We're deep into the selection process for the world's most ridiculous music competition, with artists across the continent vying to be chosen as their nation's Eurovision entry. But what happens to the songs that don't actually make it to the contest? This week we've got a joyful interview with Monty Moncrieff, whose podcast Second Cherry gives some love to the nearly-Eurovision hits that still deserve a listen. We're also talking about Elly Schlein, Italy's new leader on the left, and an eyebrow-raising decision by Malta's prison service.
This week's Isolation Inspiration: 'Euphoria' and 'Tattoo' by Loreen; 'The Last Soviet', and bonus entry 'Email to Berlin' by Double Date.
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00:23 Continental drama and bird noises
02:36 Good Week: Elly Schlein
12:13 Bad week: Malta's prison service
22:09 Interview: Monty Moncrieff on nearly-Eurovision hits
34:50 Isolation Inspiration: Loreen and 'The Last Soviet'
38:44 Happy Ending: A Roman dildo?
Producers: Katy Lee and Wojciech Oleksiak
Mixing and mastering: Wojciech Oleksiak
Music: Jim Barne and Mariska Martina
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome back to the Europeans, the podcast about continental drama. That makes it sound |
| 0:28.0 | a bit like a theatre podcast, doesn't it? Yes, but there is a lot of drama on this continent. |
| 0:32.9 | How are you doing, Dominic? You've been very busy. Yeah, it's true. I've been basically living in a |
| 0:36.5 | theatre for the last two weeks. This is a theatre podcast. This is. Yeah, but I've actually been, |
| 0:41.9 | I've been working really hard, but I have actually also been having fun. So I don't want people to |
| 0:45.8 | feel too sorry for me. You should know that a lot of my work has just consisted of me rolling around |
| 0:50.4 | on the floor, pretending to be a wolf puppy, and using my voice trying to make bird noises. |
| 0:56.0 | Do you want to give us a taste of some of those bird noises? |
| 0:59.0 | Bok-a! |
| 1:00.0 | I don't know what bird it is. |
| 1:03.0 | And they're paying you for this. |
| 1:05.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:06.0 | Okay. |
| 1:07.0 | Is it not good? |
| 1:08.0 | Oh, no, it's very beautiful. |
| 1:10.0 | Anyway, how have you been? |
| 1:12.3 | What have you been up to, Katie? |
| 1:14.1 | No bird noises on my front. |
| 1:15.9 | I'm good, thanks. |
| 1:16.7 | I've just come back from lovely Rouen, in Normandy. |
| 1:20.0 | Famously where Joan of Arc was burned at the stake. |
| 1:22.8 | But apart from that, it's really nice. |
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