So Joe's got this idea...

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Comedy

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🗓️ 2 July 2025

⏱️ 40 minutes

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ATLANTA! Come see Elliott perform standup before his wife's one-hour comedy show THIS MONDAY! https://citywinery.com/atlanta/events/grace-helbig-2emxrs In this episode, Joe and Steve discuss what Joe's up to in Montana, Steve's recent trip to the Queen Mary, hypothetical Final Destination deaths at a water park, and Joe pitches a movie about a morphing gun? Is he slowly losing his mind? Is he now so old that his best ideas are best described as symptomatic of a degrading prefrontal cortex?! WHO'S EVEN SAY TO?! Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound.com/n96pc Follow The Valleyfolk across the digital globe: http://twitter.com/TheValleyfolk http://instagram.com/TheValleyfolk http://facebook.com/TheValleyfolk Follow the group on their personal socials: Joe Bereta: http://twitter.com/JoeBereta http://instagram.com/joebereta Elliott Morgan: http://twitter.com/elliottcmorgan http://instagram.com/elliottmorgan Steve Zaragoza: http://twitter.com/stevezaragoza http://instagram.com/stevezaragoza Come see me.

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0:00.0	Oh my God.
0:01.2	Oh, I know.
0:02.3	I, like, the fact that it happened so fast.
0:05.0	It happens so fast.
0:06.6	It's crazy.
0:08.0	And then now here we are.
0:10.1	I know.
0:10.5	So much, so much blood.
0:14.3	I, honestly, I've never seen that much blood.
0:17.5	Like, and I love movies with blood.
0:20.6	Mm-hmm.
0:21.4	It was like, it was like the scene, the opening scene from Blade.
0:27.5	You know what I'm saying?
0:28.4	Mm-hmm.
0:29.4	You know?
0:30.3	Or the lawnmower scene in Dead Alive.
0:34.1	Yes, yes, yes.
0:35.5	But, but the blade scene
0:38.1	forded the dead alive scene.
0:40.8	And they were like,
0:41.6	they had a trist and that trist turned into a baby.
0:44.7	And when that baby came out,
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