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The Political Orphanage

So I Got Canceled at Oxford

The Political Orphanage

Andrew Heaton

Comedy, Moderate, Politics, Independent, News, Nonpartisan, Libertarian

5951 Ratings

🗓️ 28 October 2022

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

My recent speaking engagement at Oxford University, the various ne'er-do-wells claiming I am a fascist, and why politics attracts toxic personalities.

Plus, protocols to help us remain good faith actors and not drink deep of the bile.

Find the Heaton Protocols at: https://www.patreon.com/posts/so-i-got-at-73864329?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello and welcome to the political orphanage, a home for plucky misfits and problem solvers. I'm your host, Andrew Heaton safely returned

0:18.6

to the meaty bosom of Austin, Texas from my prolonged sojourn in the United Kingdom.

0:25.0

One of the last things I did on that island before Schlepping Home was

0:30.0

Get bumped from a university speech and called a fascist, and accused of apparently wanting

0:39.2

to lock up minorities.

0:41.6

This was all a bit surprising to me, as I have always assumed I'm one of the first people

0:46.4

the fascists liquidate once they get tired of me trying to stop their antics by reciting

0:51.4

Robert's Rules of Order.

0:54.0

Recently, the Oxford University Conservative Association reached out to me and said,

0:59.0

several of our members are fans of your work at Reason TV.

1:02.0

We would like to invite you to give an address to our club.

1:05.0

And I thought, wow! I bet that pays well. A bunch of Lordlings?

1:11.0

English Lordlings? All right.

1:13.5

Turns out, no.

1:14.8

Didn't pay well.

1:15.6

But I decided to do it anyway.

1:17.7

Back in my undergrad days, I did a study abroad

1:20.3

at Brace knows College, and so I thought it might be fun to swing by the old neighborhood.

1:25.0

Grab a pint at my local pub and check in on some of my old enemies, make sure they're still dead.

1:30.0

And of course, I was flattered that a student group from one of the world's tallest universities

1:36.7

found me interesting enough to deliver an address.

1:39.4

It was a feather in my cap.

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