So.....I can't send dick pics to my wife?
Minion Death Cult
Alexander Edward
4.4 • 652 Ratings
🗓️ 26 August 2019
⏱️ 75 minutes
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Summary
This week we cover socialist propaganda in the classroom such as a poster that reads "I am woman, hear me vote"
and
Texas outlaws unsolicited dick pics, which we're of course very angry about.
Listen to our episode of Kino Lefter this Wednesday where we laugh about Angel Has Fallen
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Music: Jay Som - Superbike
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| 0:00.0 | The Liberals are destroying California and conservative humor gone array. |
| 0:07.0 | Conservative humor gone awry is going to fascist phoia today. |
| 0:11.0 | So stay tuned. We're going to take a few pictures of the desert and how their policies are actually messing it up. |
| 0:18.0 | It's not beautiful when you go across that border. Stay tuned, guys. We'll show |
| 0:22.5 | exactly what it looks like when they're going to go to the deserts. |
| 0:30.5 | Follow their environmental testimony. Stay tuned. |
| 0:34.0 | I'm Alexander Edward. And I'm Tony Boswell. |
| 0:37.1 | And we are minion death cult. |
| 0:39.1 | The world is ending. |
| 0:40.9 | Big government banning dickpicks is responsible. |
| 0:44.9 | We're documenting it. |
| 0:46.9 | What's up, everybody? |
| 0:48.5 | Welcome to the show. |
| 0:49.9 | Thanks for joining us. |
| 0:52.4 | So we just got through recording a wonderful episode of Kino Lefter, a leftist movie podcast that analyzes movies of all kinds, but we focused on the three-quel Angel has fallen. |
| 1:09.6 | This is in the, what, White House's Fallen series? What's the name of this |
| 1:13.1 | fucking series? I don't know what it's called. I know the series is called, but yeah, the fallen series. |
| 1:18.3 | The Fallen franchise. It's all about a Secret Service agent protecting the president. It's the |
| 1:23.6 | best secret service agent and the best president. And it was a wonderful episode. |
| 1:28.8 | We had a lot of fun. |
| 1:29.8 | I believe that's coming out. |
| 1:31.3 | Wednesday, Kino Lefter, K-I-N-O-Lifter podcast, had a lot of fun with those folks, |
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