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Hello, everyone. Welcome to Secret Keepers Club. Thank you guys for tuning in. Happy to have you here.

As always, my name is Carly Aquilino and this week I'm joined by a very funny comedian, a real friend in real life.

I absolutely love him. Mike Cannon is with us today. Thank you so much for joining us.

Thanks so much for having me. Are like this is the thing though. Are we real friends in real life? Like I know we are, but there's no real life.

Right. I know. It's true. I mean, I haven't seen anybody in months.

Yeah. I mean, I'll tell you this. Like I've done a few shows last night. I mean, I did that drive in show for the second time, and I almost ran straight like headfirst into Broadway right afterwards.

Why? Because it just was raining. There's like cars have flickering their lights. Like they can't even muster up the enthusiasm to give you any positive reinforcement.

Oh my God. Wait. You had to stand in the rain and do comedy.

There was a tent over us, but I mean, you know, I wish it was like I wish it just didn't happen. It was what I'm also now that I went. I'm around people. I'm like this weird like post Vietnam.

Like it's so Charlie everywhere. That's so funny. You say that because even like I'll be watching TV and I'll see people hug and I'm like it's weird.

It's weird to hug like it's weird. You guys are hugging. I'm just used to this now where it's like stay away from me. We'll wave at each other. We can kind of talk.

Yeah. People that I have spoken with. I'm like, I feel weird about this completely. Yeah. I don't know if I'm supposed to feel okay, but I don't.

I used to I used to turn porn off when I saw a condom and now I'm like, that's the responsible thing to do.

Like where's your mask? Right. Exactly. I want mask porn. That's the only way I could feel comfortable.

They have that now. It's coming out. There are recent updates to porn hub and all these things. You could tell they're still turning out the content. That's so funny. Yeah, you got to move. You got to move with it. I guess.

They're saying that if people are going out and like randomly hooking up, they should be wearing masks and just picturing that is so funny to me. And I think they should wear like a full shield. Yeah.

Yeah. Like cover your like the windshield wiper one. Yeah, I kind of completely agree. I was thinking of this this long time ago. And I don't know if they've developed it, but it was a protection against herpes. And now I feel like it should be a full body thing.

But I was initially thinking of like almost a boxer brief, but the full thing is latex and it skin fits over your penis. So there's no.

There's no possible skin to skin contact for herpie transmission. Right. I was thinking too, like, okay, cool. So you have to wear a mask, but like someone can put their penis in you.

Yeah.

Like that's okay, but wear a mask. It goes by the pretty woman model though. It's like no kissing.

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