The title of this episode is somewhat misleading- not the so poopy so dead part, that's actually bizarrely accurate but if you're having trouble figuring out how those things connect to the holidays, know you're not alone. Ciara typed *christmas* into the email search bar and for whatever reason, death was a central theme. While poop wasn't mentioned as much, it still is our podcast so there's no world where we don't have a poop story correlate with whatever word we type into the search bar. When we do scandal episodes, it is hard to write a description because you all know what is going down so instead of being a thorough explainer, I thought I'd share some alternative title options: -I love bulldogs, I love bubba Gump, I love being by myself -Spade and Neuter your sisters or whatever Bob Barker said -I think I chemical burned my puss puss -Stay tuned to see who my aunt gives grandma to for Christmas and finally -I gotta get out of here and bleed onto something You're welcome for the continued lack of context, out of pocket eppy quotes.