So Damn Awake

The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly

SiriusXM

Robert Kelly, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Jay Oakerson

4.8 • 3.5K Ratings

🗓️ 16 April 2024

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Jim Breuer tells a Dave Chappelle story on a podcast and the guys try to decipher if The Illuminati captured Dave or aliens. Also, Christine is a genius cook of one thing. Find out what that could be!

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0:00.0	And now the bonfire with Big J Okerson and Robert Kelly.
0:08.4	You know the comedy portion of the Salem Or B contest that I won in the early 2000s
0:16.3	The winner of the music part of the contest there my prize was to open for Kim Kohl's at a living single right yeah Kim
0:27.1	koles at Carolines yeah that was my prize the prize for singer. They were so happy I did well on the show because the singer who won, got to do a recording session with Coco from SWV, hated her. Like the person who won the art didn't sell the fashion ate shit, but I won.
0:48.0	Turn it up, Lou. Bobby's so sick. I'm not. I'm going to bring him back to life.
0:54.0	And uh huh, and uh huh, uh huh,
0:58.0	uh, uh, huh, and uh, uh, this is, Bobby, you still think this is this fucking music,
1:02.0	though it's not. This is hilarious music. This is not Bobby, you still think this is this fuck music, though, it's not hilarious.
1:04.0	This is right there.
1:07.0	Right here.
1:08.0	It knocks me right off from my feet.
1:11.0	Right there.
1:12.0	And that's when you roll on top of her and you pump it back in.
1:15.0	No.
1:16.0	Right there.
1:17.0	No, you're both...
1:18.0	No.
1:19.0	And then you slow down a little bit and then you start to kiss right there.
1:22.0	A woman that I would have sex with would find this funny because you you
1:25.5	fuck like you're in Prague.
1:28.6	Huh?
1:30.6	What is that mean he's fucking Like Swedish death metal?
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