From the Abraham Lincoln radio studio at the George Washington Broadcast Center.

The Armstrong and Gettyshow.

I got a text from somebody who agreed with me, my theory that we're not going to head toward a union versus the South Civil War in this country.

We're going to be looking at our own, the troubles like they had in Ireland for about 30 years.

Maybe we'll talk about that again later because, yeah, just came up with this theory over the weekend. I hope it doesn't happen.

I'm afraid and I hate to admit this. You may have something. You may be on to something.

I also want to talk about the most disgusting couple I've ever had to sit near on a plane in my life.

Oh, boy. So gross.

Oh, and I had to keep cranking. I turned that little air thing above my head. Can I get that anymore fresh air?

That is possible. Nasty.

Yeah, it was gross.

Then I got home and watched Saturday night live and thought Dave Chappelle, who I've never been a huge Dave Chappelle guy.

I didn't watch a show or whatever, but I remember when he had his Netflix special, I watched that whole thing and came in and said,

he's closer to Mark Twain than he is.

A lot of other things.

Really, really interesting dude.

The way he thinks about the world and whatnot.

But I thought he was both hilarious and perceptive about a bunch of stuff on Saturday night live.

And just wanted before we start this, this is the first words out of his mouth when he walked out on the stage.

And then we'll pause and discuss a little bit this before we roll on.

I'd announce that I sent my Tismetism in all of its forms.

And I stay with my friends in the Jewish community.

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