So, Are We Buying Guns Now?
Hysteria
Hysteria
4.7 • 7.5K Ratings
🗓️ 21 November 2024
⏱️ 59 minutes
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Summary
While Trump is busy casting his cabinet and staff picks with former reality stars, Fox News hosts, sex pests, and even some of America’s Worst Women, Alyssa and Erin are here to keep you posted. They discuss the rights and wrongs of the women Trump picked and question who will even make it to the inauguration. Then they ponder the question on a lot of our minds right now: is it time to buy a gun? Finally, they discuss the ways to prepare mentally and physically for a second Trump presidency without descending into doomsday prepping madness.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to Hysteria. I'm Erin Ryan. And I'm Alyssa Master Monaco. |
| 0:12.7 | Alyssa, what is one must have for your doomsday bunker? One must have for my doomsday bunker. |
| 0:18.5 | So many batteries. Yeah. You know, I just feel like you can't have enough batteries. |
| 0:22.5 | You've got a whole battery room. |
| 0:24.1 | I go in and it's like... |
| 0:25.2 | I have a battery closet. |
| 0:26.1 | It's Paris. |
| 0:26.6 | It's like Paris Hilton's shoe closet. |
| 0:28.6 | Batteries. |
| 0:29.5 | Ooh, you've got all the weird sizes. |
| 0:31.4 | Look at this. |
| 0:31.9 | Oh, I've got lithium, the 2032 watch batteries. I have them all. Amazing. Wow. The MTV Cribs of the second Trump administration. |
| 0:41.5 | Battery closet. On today's episode, we discuss women's rights and women's wrongs. We support both, |
| 0:47.1 | but one of them we just like support so we can laugh at it, I guess. So we don't cry? |
| 0:52.2 | So we make people know they shouldn't aspire to it. No. |
| 0:54.6 | It's not cool. |
| 0:55.3 | But, Alyssa, you laugh and cry this episode. |
| 0:57.3 | I do. |
| 0:58.3 | That's where we're at. |
| 0:59.1 | That's where we're at the same time. |
| 1:01.5 | You were laughing and crying. |
| 1:03.1 | It's great. |
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