Welcome to the fifth annual world the Lord is fun. He's riding on the whole.

He's riding on a horse.

Let every shrimp and scall

Be disdowed from a gun.

At snuffies, that's our thing.

In yet reviews were king.

And heaven and heaven and nature sing.

Seasons greetings and welcome to the fifth annual Snuffy's Christmas special.

Every year our oldest and dearest show sponsor, Snuffies,

underwrites our Christmas episode and frequently makes large editorial decisions

without consulting me.

Folks, we've got a great show for you.

Sketch comedy, musical numbers, foreigners, random gunfire, and good old wholesome

yule tied fun. Quick word of warning. This year the cast played fast and loose with the

F word, so if that bothers you, I don't know. Maybe

the internet isn't your thing. Also, this year's Christmas special is even more rife

with existentialism than normal. Parents, so if you don't want to have

any awkward conversations with your kiddo, maybe make them go read a book or whittle or something.

But then afterwards, take them on down to Snuffies off Route 44,

a classic American diner which promises good fun, good food, and low prices, and

where the waiters and waitresses take your order and deliver it to you while riding a horse.

Merry Christmas and on with a show! Hey son can I ask you a favor?

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