Hey, lookie here. We are live in D.C. Winter Wonderland, but the junkies coming to you live.

I'm John Paul Flame, joined by Johnny Cakesawville. Happy Monday, happy victory Monday, all.

It is a victory Monday. And look what it's here. It's a three-man show with Eric Carlton Bickle. Welcome back. How are you? How are you, boys?

Hanging in there? We actually did the DC thing last night. The boss man offered us hotel rooms.

Both. And, uh, cakes and I took them up on it. You decided not to. You had to drive in.

What was the commute like?

I assume live, we'll have a zero share.

The roads are empty.

I assume no one's listening right now.

You come down Connecticut Avenue.

As long as I can.

I took Connecticut to Constitution.

Right.

And then...

How many cars did you pass that were driving?

A few people passed me.

I passed no one.

Literally like a handful of cars during the commute.

Yeah, I mean, listen, it's funny.

I saw a lot of people, there was some traffic traffic going from D.C. into Maryland.

So, I mean, I did see cars.

But very far and few

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