Snowpocalypse 2026: Kids Shovel, Parents Yell, and Someone Hid 100 Ducks
The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast
The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast | 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio | Gamut Podcast Network
4.9 • 3.2K Ratings
🗓️ 27 January 2026
⏱️ 68 minutes
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Summary
We survived Snowpocalypse 2026, and honestly? We’re not sure what learned more — our kids, our cars, or the ice-covered lakes behind Rizz’s house.
On this daily comedy podcast, The Rizzuto Show breaks down everything that happens when St. Louis shuts down for snow but nobody actually stays home. Roads are “fine,” side streets are chaos, drivers are going 18 mph out of fear of salt, and everyone suddenly claims they got 16 inches (spoiler: they didn’t).
Rizz brags about having the highway to himself, Lern avoids highways entirely for “peace,” and Moon learns that remote learning is basically a fake snow day loophole that somehow benefits the schools more than the kids. Meanwhile, Rizz’s son drills into a frozen lake to test ice thickness like it’s 1954, shovels driveways, and casually makes $100 — while his daughter sleeps until noon like a champion.
This daily comedy podcast also tackles the important questions:
- Are parents still yelling at their kids to shovel? (Yes.)
- Is warming up your car actually necessary? (Mostly no.)
- Why does every snowstorm turn neighbors into snowblower-sharing maniacs?
- And who keeps exaggerating snowfall totals like it’s a competition?
Then things take a turn when the crew reacts to an internet meltdown involving someone who hid 100 tiny plastic ducks around their apartment to “test” their house cleaner. Is it genius? Is it psychotic? Is it the most passive-aggressive thing ever invented? The debate gets heated, suggestions get weird, and somehow topless duck-based cleaning businesses get pitched.
There’s also flamethrower regret, leaf blower snow removal hacks, scammy neighborhood kids who disappear with your money, EV battery anxiety, tire pressure panic, and a whole lot of parenting realizations that boil down to one truth: chore charts don’t work — yelling does.
If you love snow chaos, weird news, relatable parenting fails, and sarcastic St. Louis energy, this daily comedy podcast episode is for you.
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- St. Louis residents dig out after winter storm
- Should you actually warm up your car in the extreme cold? The answer may not be what you'd expect
- Do you make your kids shovel the snow?
- Everyone’s furious on behalf of the housecleaner asked to find 100 mini ducks “to ensure a job well done”
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