0:00.0	Sandspans Radio. Happy birthday, Sarah.
0:04.4	Hey everyone, happy holidays. Just some live show updates before we start. Our sister show,
0:09.9	Plumbing the Death Star, is going on a national tour and tickets are available for our Melbourne,
0:14.7	Perth, Canberra, Brisbane, Adelaide and Sydney shows. Just head to sandspanceradio.com
0:20.1	slash live for tour dates, information and where to grab your tickets.
0:23.9	Also, if you go on RTX, Sydney, use the coupon code Sandspans for five bucks off the weekend pass.
0:29.8	Just head to RtXSidney.com and you might see us there.
0:34.3	Hey everyone.
0:36.5	I'm everybody's favorite handsome boy and winner of the 2010 award for excellence.
0:43.2	Jackson Bailey.
0:44.8	And I am Zoe Bellotto and we know that I can never die.
0:48.7	And I am bronze medal winning short put player and world's worst talker, Jail Disha.
0:54.2	Yay. I'm welcome to a very talker Joel Disha. Yeah.
0:55.2	I'm welcome to a very special Christmas, Merry Christmas.
0:58.2	Merry Christmas, guys.
0:59.2	Jingle bells.
1:00.6	Fucking reindeer.
1:03.3	Shut up a second.
1:05.4	Plot in the Death Star?
1:06.5	You don't even introduce that show.
1:08.2	I think the last night my brain was like, wrong.
1:10.3	You're drunk on eggnog. It's just good business, Jackson. I was like, no, I think that's right, right. Shut up a second, this show is. And today's topic is a snowman. They're a man. They're made of snow. They are a man who's made of snow. That's a classic snowman too. Do you not sing that at Christmas? Well, I mean... You gather around the snowman in your lounge room. It only lasts as long as it's cold. I was told that today's episode was going to be presents. So I was prepared for presents. But I guess it was a present and I unwrapped it and out popped a snowman.
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