Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers, and welcome to Distractable.

This episode. Batty Bob brings the existential banter and talks crusty 20 inches.

Worrysome Wade sucks men, um, with gaming news.

Converses crafty crafting, channel cipher, and fortifies his yard.

Fresh mopped mark declares Winnie Weedy Weiki,

gets ball-bagged by Brit's sensors,

replica-tested, and hallucinates.

From six phone lines to exploding trees.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

It's time for snow days.

Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.

Hello and welcome back to my mom's second favorite podcast.

That's right, you're listening to Distractable.

And hopefully you're watching, honestly, because I think you all know how we feel about that.

But if you're listening, I guess you're welcome to.

My name is Bob. I'm going to be your host for today.

Because even though I don't remember how it happened, somehow I won the last episode, which was clearly deserved and I was hilarious. So congratulations to me.

Competing today on the episode will be the other two guys who are always here. The only other two guys who are always here. It's Mark and Wayne. Hey. And I'm bald. Ha! Er. I got a haircut. Oh yeah. See, there's like a little curl right here where you're hiding the receding hairline. Hmm. Interesting. Interesting. No. No, please. Uh Uh, no, hiding it now.

Uh, I got a haircut for those listeners.

Sound shorter. Yeah, there it is.

Hey, come on, man.

No, just your hair. You got a haircut. Come on. You're not rubbing your legs on the mic, are you?

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