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Chris Simms Unbuttoned

SNF Week 1 Cowboys-Giants; Jets sign Breece Hall; NFL's All-Alien Team

Chris Simms Unbuttoned

Chris Simms

Sports, Football

4.71.5K Ratings

🗓️ 11 May 2026

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

After reacting to the SNF Week 1 matchup release, Chris & Connor analyze Breece Hall’s extension, the Vikings QB competition, and whether QB Brendan Sorsby is worth a supplemental draft pick. Plus, with Victor Wembanyama being a nightly force in the NBA playoffs, the guys make the NFL’s “All-Alien Team.” But first, Connor is sporting an old school look, but there’s one ‘90s fashion item Chris draws the line at.

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0:00.0

Yo, yo, yo, what up, homies?

0:01.3

On today's Chris Sim's On Button, we react to Breece Hall's extension and debate whether

0:05.0

Brendan Sorsby is worth a supplemental drop pick.

0:07.9

With Wembe being a nightly force in the NBA playoffs right now, Connor and I give you

0:12.7

our all alien teams.

0:15.0

Connor is sporting in 90s look, but there's one 90s fashion item I won't go back to.

1:11.0

Chris Sims on Button, going to start right after this. You know, and me, I'm talking out loud with people around. I'm like, Saka's not the same tonight. He doesn't have the bounce in his leg. Ten seconds later, he scored a goal to go up 1-0. And I had a bunch of people tap me on the shoulder and go, how do his legs look? How do his legs look now? Yo, yo, yo, what's up? It's Chris Sims. It's Chris Sims on button. That was the best London, England accent I could do. We're here Monday live, 10 a.m. YouTube. Connor Rogers is in here with his throwback, futuristic. I mean, here it is. This is a, I've never seen you wear this one. I had one more in the bag for you. You got one more? Yeah, it was like 40s when we woke up today. I was like, I got one more jacket day before summer if summer ever gets here. Fit it in now. I mean, it ever gets here. May is a torture month here in the Northeast because it teases you with a nice day,

1:28.0

but then the nights get cold, the mornings are cold. I actually like, it's like the Denver style weather. It is. It's in between. It's like, you know, early fall, late spring. It can be very comfortable. You're never too hot. Before it's 95 every day. So DeVro golf right there. Yeah. A little niche brand.

1:28.5

Okay.

1:30.0

I was going to say, I haven't heard that one.

1:30.7

I do like it.

1:28.4

Thanks, man. So DeVro Golf right there. Yeah. A little niche brand for you. Okay.

1:28.7

I was going to say, I haven't heard that one.

1:30.0

I do like it. I actually do. You know, it's got like, like I said, like kind of like old school vibes, but new school vibes too. It totally does. Yeah, I miss the 90s pullovers. They're starting to come back now. The 90s are back. Yeah. Everything had a hood for so long.

1:43.1

Now we're getting the old school pullover.

1:44.8

Again, windbreakers.

1:45.7

Oh, windbreakers.

1:47.1

I mean, I'm seeing... 90s are back. Yeah, everything had a hood for so long. Now we're getting the old school pullovers.

1:44.9

Again, windbreakers. Oh, windbreakers. I mean, I'm seeing baggy pants and jeans. There's a line too far from me. Because you hit an age at some point where you go, you know, like I like to be cool and look good, but there's just only so far I'm going to go now. I can't do the baggy pants. I'm not going back to my huge jeans and all that.

2:02.8

Like, no, not happening with me either.

2:04.1

We left that and what? It's just only so far I'm going to go now. I get into the baggy fans. I'm not going back to my huge jeans and all that.

2:02.8

Like, no, not happening with me either.

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