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Hi, I'm Adam Gidwitz, host of Grimm, Grimmer, grimist, and I'm here to ask you to make a very grim decision. Okay, ready?

Would you rather steal a ring from an old lady in the woods?

Or steal food from three giants in a forest.

Now take a moment to think it over carefully.

Ready? Let's hear some answers.

For this one, I would probably steal food from three giants in the forest

because giants are normally not that smart.

And people very much underestimate old ladies.

Old ladies are very powerful, so yeah.

Yes, amen. I agree 1,000%.

People underestimate old ladies all the time.

In stories and in real life, they are indeed very wise and very powerful.

Okay, let's hear another one.

I would want to be stealing from an old lady in the woods? Because maybe she was nice old little lady.

Not all little old ladies are bad, are they?

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