This is a Glassbox Media Podcast.

Mega is an improvised satire from the staff of a fictional mega-church.

We are here, Lord, we are here, and we're ready to progress.

Hey, what's up folks? Before we get started, a couple little church announcements for all of you who are following along.

We have a great lineup of a show coming up, a live show, March 17th.

That's Dynasty typewriter in Los Angeles, and you can buy a live stream ticket.

We'll have Ross Bryant, Edgar Blackman, Lisa Gilroy, maybe others.

It's going to be very, very fun and cool, so don't miss that.

And I am in an episode of the JV Club that came out this week, and if you like podcasts,

the JV Club by Janet Varney is a very, very, very heart-felt sincere and hilarious podcast about the awkwardness of growing up and adolescent teen years and what it was like in your JV life.

You provided a great teen picture for whatever social media posts that they're going to be making. I love that.

I know I was looking, I had to provide a picture where I was a teenager and I was looking at it and my teeth are really, my teeth are different because I broke my teeth in real life and I had to give in ears.

And so now I have like these white cheeklets in the front, but when I saw this picture of me in high school and I zoomed in on my teeth, I was like, now that's a grill.

Then some teeth. I forgot about those old teeth.

Also, we have bonus episodes that are going to start dropping next week on Wednesday. Every other Wednesday, you'll be able to catch up with an old character from the Canon of Twin Hills.

Our first one coming out is with Ross Bryant. You might remember him as the church security guard who was also a member of the power team or a power team-esque type outfit called Manhandle.

You're not going to want to miss those. The only way you can get the full bonus episodes is being a premium subscriber or click the link in the show notes to become a support cast member or a Patreon member.

So you pony up a few bucks every month and you get those great bonus episodes in your feed.

Thanks, y'all. Now here's the show. This is a fun one.

Hiya, I'm Hallie LeBont, and this is Mega. Coming to you from Twin Hills Community Church, where every single week we're giving our Mega Church a tiny family feel introducing you to members of our church staff and our community.

I think it's a treat and a treasure. And per usual, I'm joined by my co-host. He's the youth pastor for our high school ministry called Climax. Please welcome Greyhaz.

God is good all the time, Hallie. How are you? Isn't he though? I am good because God is good and I'm a child of the utmost high God.

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