Welcome to the podcast. I thought I was excited about doing until we taped this segment that frankly

Womiting hurtful bullying but still quite funny

I need you to explain to me how podcasts work. It goes right in your years. Oh just right directly into yours with like a big fucking fire hose

All right, I'll start

Hello, I'm Henrik Blix. Yes, in our case, I'm Wilson. We're both writers on the show. Let me ask you a question

Why are we here? Okay, the writers will test writing a joke about how John looks it was basically just to

Oh, you can look off the paper you're gonna tell me what this is

We had an intro we were in trolling the top of the show. Uh-huh. You had been gone for some time

You'd been gone for some time. If you didn't know this and not everybody's not it was in your face in a little while

And there was just there was just a thought that we should clarify for the audience

Mm-hmm. Oh, a bit of times past

There was there was a John Stewart of before

And we need to bring the audience up to speed that you're getting a new stew

On my first day when we were in the studio and we were looking and I had you know when you're not on television

You just you're just existing

And I hadn't seen myself framed in that way before

And I looked into the monitor and I immediately went we have to address this

Ha ha ha can we get the guys to write just a shitload of jokes about how fucking old I looked now

We went way overboard we kept the writing this we can we kept writing more in we have over well over 200

You sort of were like hey, I'd like pancakes and we were like how about we waterboard you with batter

We still write them. This is the zip zip of the writers room. This is our this is our vocal warmup

vocal warmup scales. So this is going to be one one fun last thing for K and I before we're fired absolutely

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