Sneak Peek: Jay Weingarten (264)

Office Hours Live with Tim Heidecker

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Comedy

4.8 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 17 August 2023

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Listen to or watch the rest of this episode with up-and-coming comedian Jay Weingarten that's so controversial we had to lock it behind the paywall so the woke mob doesn't come after us at patreon.com/officehourslive. Join now for a FREE seven day trial. Get tickets to see Tim Heidecker live on tour in the USA this Summer! Dates and more info at timheidecker.com/live. Find everything Office Hours including the merch store at officialofficehours.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Getting money from clients can feel I'm trying to wrestle honey from a grisly bear.
0:04.2	That hasn't eaten in days.
0:06.3	While an emmerous skunk clings to your leg.
0:08.4	Not now, scutty.
0:09.5	But with zero online invoice payments through Stripe and Go Cardless,
0:12.5	you can give customers more ways to pay and keep your cash flow flowing.
0:16.7	Soon, rather than wrestling a grisly bear,
0:18.8	it feels more like you're cuddling a koala bear.
0:20.8	Aww.
0:21.8	On a really soft sofa, while watching a favourite soap.
0:24.8	Oh God, believe she was his mother.
0:27.3	The healthy business surge zero with an eggs.
0:57.3	Well, the funny thing that I used to say, and we used to say it's in the clubs a lot,
1:03.2	that what's the, what is the, what is a comedian?
1:06.3	What is it? What is a comedian and a drug dealer having common?
1:09.3	What's that? They both crack each other up.
1:16.5	I said, you know, who's up? Who's hot right now?
1:18.8	Who's coming up? And so, this, your name came up and we're happy to have you down here.
1:26.3	Do you, uh, can I get you something to drink? Can I make you something?
1:29.8	This is tequila. This is...
1:32.0	Yeah.
1:32.2	Laugh, bro. I'll just drink with it.
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