Sneak Peek: Jay Weingarten (264)
Office Hours Live with Tim Heidecker
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4.7 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 17 August 2023
⏱️ 5 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Well, the funny thing that I used to say, and we used to say it's in the clubs a lot, |
| 0:03.3 | that what's the, what is a comedian, what is it, what is a comedian and a drug dealer have in common? |
| 0:09.2 | What's that? |
| 0:09.7 | They both crack each other up. |
| 0:14.4 | I said, you know, who's up, who's hot right now, who's coming up? And so, uh, this, uh, your name came up and we're happy to have you down here. Do you, uh, can I get you something to drink? Can I make you something? Uh, this is tequila. This is, this is laogro. I'll just drink with it. So you drink. Yes. You're not one of these pussies who doesn't, you can't have a drink. |
| 0:40.4 | That's correct. |
| 0:41.1 | Ice? |
| 0:41.7 | Oh, yeah, please. |
| 0:43.0 | The lime? |
| 0:44.6 | Sure. |
| 0:45.1 | Yeah, whatever you recommend here, this is, I'm excited to be here. |
| 0:49.5 | Yeah, this is a good opportunity for me. |
| 0:53.4 | Well, listen, I mean, nowadays, when I was, you know, coming up, it was all about getting |
| 0:59.3 | onto certain talk shows that we won't mention. |
| 1:02.2 | But... |
| 1:02.3 | Why won't you mention? |
| 1:03.9 | Well, because it's all, uh, it's all a fucking joke. |
| 1:09.3 | It's all a rat race. |
| 1:10.9 | What I'm saying is, now a young guy like you needs to do this kind of shit. |
| 1:18.8 | Needs to do these kind of shows, this kind of loose format. |
| 1:23.3 | Because it's a lot easier to get a fucking vibe off of somebody here than if I, if then, you know, putting you up on a mic and having you do five minutes what you think is your best shit. |
| 1:33.9 | Okay. |
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