Domestic abuse isn't funny, but my show is, Hey Babes, it's me, James, and my stand-up hour.

Sorry, I hurt your son, said my ex to my mum, is playing London at my first ever off West End

venue, Park Theatre in Finsbury Park on Saturday, the 12th of July, and listeners to a gay

and non-gay can grab a discount with the code gay 10 because I love you.

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jamesbarcom. Love you. Enjoy today's episode.

A gay and a non-gay is a podcast from James Barr and Dan Hudson. They're like a lovely little couple, except they're not.

Welcome to again anongay.

Hi. Dan and I just came out of a high-powered business meeting on Zoom. By the way,

what the fuck is Zoom and where did it come from?

Like, how is this suddenly how we live our lives now?

It's gone from nothing, presumably, to being the only thing we can survive by.

I don't know.

I'm already bored of it.

You know, you can change your background, though, and look really cool. No, I can't because my laptop's too old.

So that annoys me as well. Every time I'm on a Zoom call, everyone's got hilarious backgrounds.

So we're having this meeting over Zoom with, I guess with a client. Sorry to be all linked in about it, but I guess that's what they are, isn't it?

Anyway, we're having this chat and they said, oh, just do us a quote. And James said, what, like a financial quote? Like like a financial quote has nobody asked you for

a quote before what did you think they're asking for a quote from martin luther kings i have a dream

speech i mean they might have wanted that what happens when people normally ask you for a quote

which must happen quite a lot do you normally just send them back your favorite madonna lyric or

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