Snapchat Show Calls Dave Portnoy Ugly — DPS #89
The Unnamed Show
Barstool Sports
4.7 • 5.2K Ratings
🗓️ 19 July 2022
⏱️ 65 minutes
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Summary
We recap Dave's weekend in Saratoga where he couldn't pick a single winner. A Snapchat show calls Dave a "soft 5" dating a "hard 10" to which Dave turned to comedy gold. We discuss a potential Francis return to Barstool, and Podcast Jesus coming to life at the Wilbur in Boston. Support our sponsors: High Noon — Real vodka, real juice, for real fans just like us Rhoback — Go to https://barstool.link/RhobackBSS and use the code “EDDIE” for 20% off your first purchase! Roman — Go to https://barstool.link/RomanDPS to get your first month of Swipes for just $5 when you choose a monthly plan. TaylorMade — Head to https://barstool.link/TaylormadeBSS and shop Spider GT to create your own, use the promo code BARSTOOL at checkout for free shipping.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, barstool listeners, you can find every episode of this show on Apple podcasts, Spotify |
| 0:04.3 | or YouTube. |
| 0:05.4 | Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon music. |
| 0:08.0 | All right, big man. |
| 0:09.0 | Welcome to the day. |
| 0:10.0 | I showed with any company presented by high noon. |
| 0:12.3 | Dave, it's a high noon summer. |
| 0:13.8 | Yeah. |
| 0:14.8 | I mean, high noon, we all know is the drink of the summer. |
| 0:18.6 | It's everywhere. |
| 0:19.9 | It's just everywhere. |
| 0:21.4 | It's a pleasure everywhere. |
| 0:23.0 | Goal people like, oh, high noon, Dave, high noon. |
| 0:24.9 | Yeah, high noon is the best. |
| 0:26.6 | I thought I just saw a whale up my window, but it's probably too far away. |
| 0:29.6 | Um, yeah, high noon is the best period. |
| 0:33.3 | Everyone knows that they're hard to find again. |
| 0:35.9 | They get they're just flying. |
| 0:37.9 | Like, there's I don't even know who number two is, to be honest. |
| 0:41.4 | It's high noon and everybody else. |
| 0:43.0 | It's a high noon summer. |
| 0:45.6 | Mary fuck kill the pool pack. |
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