It's not easy being Jeff Lewis.

I'm not the asshole. You're the asshole.

And they asked what the show was about and they said he talks about nothing.

It's an LA-based, gay or narcissistic version of Seinfeld, which I think is very accurate.

They were so respectful, so loving, so not a chump.

Jeff Lewis has issues.

Hey, it's Jeff Lewis, and I have issues.

In today's episode, Jill Zarin, Alley, and Gary joined the show in New York City.

We questioned Bosse's new summer cut and I buy fake snakes for my roof.

Plus, my relationship was put on pause after receiving some damaging photos.

Is Bosse sick? What's going on with Bosse?

Gary, would you like to share about why Bosse looks weird?

It's called a puppy cut.

Okay, he guessed let me.

I got off a plane after filming a TV show.

I had been gone.

And he picks me up at the airport because I wanted him to bring the drug.

Even though they were going to send a car for me, I said, no, no, no, you got to bring the drug to me.

I haven't seen the drug.

And I see this rat, this thing with no hair and a head.

And I literally screamed on the escalator, what did you do to my dog?

My system was there. She actually videoed it.

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